1 post tagged “sparta”

Did you know that 75% of children in America don't know where Canada is? That's a real figure, not some hyperbolic comment made up by a guy totally known for his hyperbolic comments. Trust me.

I think the problem is in the way kids are taught. What if Hercules, Prince of Power, was the one in front of the chalkboard?

Well, you'd probably know a lot about Sparta.

Hercules, I'm trying to get to Medieval Times, and I got all turned around in Sussex County. Where am I?

But that's not all Hercules has to offer our failing educational system. He's like Edward James Olmos, Joe Clark, and Mr. Holland all rolled into one musclebound, awesome package. AND HE WAS IN THE CHAMPIONS!

I've watched enough movies about schools to know that you need to give a rousing speech at some point. And if you doubt that Hercules has the acumen for that sort of thing, I don't even want to talk to you anymore.

Look: