We've Moved

2007-07-18T00:53:49Z

It seems redundant to keep crossposting everything between here and my actual site. I like Vox's functionality, but dammit, I pay for a domain. So, you can find me at www.conditionalaxe.com from now on. Visit, comment, make reactionary comment...

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Horror Movie Review: Snakes On A Train

2007-05-15T23:14:00Z

God bless The Asylum. When it comes to low-budget horror movies that are intentionally similar - at least in title and concept - to tentpole theatrical releases, they're basically the best there is, which is to say that their films are never more...

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Conspicuous Consumption: Jeff Vs. IKEA

2007-05-14T17:40:28Z

I own a lot of stuff. Books, CDs, DVDs, video games, board games, toys - you name it, and if it's geeky, I probably have way more of it than I should. A consequence of this is that I have no room to keep my stuff in most of the time. It makes ...

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Music I Listen To

2007-05-13T16:30:59Z

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(Not Horror) Movie Review: Smokin' Aces

2007-05-11T00:41:00Z

It's easy to compare Smokin' Aces to any one of the sleek, hyperviolent crime action jaunts that have popped up in the long wake of Reservior Dogs. After all, it's got a too-big cast full of geek-cred names, snappy dialogue that's high on its ow...

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Horror Movie Review: The St. Francisville Experiment

2007-05-09T21:31:00Z

'Experiment' is an oddly prescient word, in the sense that The St. Francisville Experiment is a concerted, scientific effort to discover just how bad a movie can be. The 2000 film follows a team investigating an estate in St. Francisville, Loui...

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(Not Horror) Movie Review: Spider-Man 3

2007-05-05T12:58:00Z

There's not a whole lot to say about Spider-Man 3 that hasn't been said already, so I'll keep it brief: I liked it a lot, and haters be damned. That jazz dance? I could have done without, to be honest, and I don't think Bernard should ever have h...

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Prepare To Freak Out

2007-05-05T01:55:00Z

I've never read The Golden Compass before, so I don't have any context for the image I'm seeing in this teaser poster that I stumbled on at AICN. That said, context doesn't matter when you see the coolest thing ever. Ever. No, really. Ever. If y...

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Horror TV Review: Supernatural 2.18 "Hollywood Babylon"

2007-04-22T22:16:00Z

Between USA Today listing Supernatural as an 'on the bubble' show (in terms of its possible renewal for a third season) and "Hollywood Babylon" being maybe one of the best non-mythology episodes I've seen in a horror-themed hourlong since Millenni...

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What I'm Listening To

2007-04-21T13:02:39Z

I meant to do this more regularly. I love the Drive By Truckers. That's really all I've got to say. Nobody's done southern rock as good since Skynyrd.

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